Belton Quotes 2011
Mal, “That’s just what we need . . . the club is short of piss-takers!”
Myles Wright (to Tom Knight): “I like it when you bowl, it’s different, because everyone else just bowls line and length.”
30 April v Rackheath (at Costessey)
Gazza: “It could have been Costessey’s footballers we were playing today!”
“So, are Rackheath in our league then?” (Gazza totally confused, as he spent all afternoon convinced we were playing Costessey!)
Just give him the trophy now.
Paul Hodds: “I was 15 or 16 and they were short, so I said I’d play.”
Steve Day: “Well, that was a great day for Belton CC.”
At Chelmsford for Essex CCC match
Wayne Goreham: “Adam and duck – they usually go together.”
Richard Goreham: “Everyone has dreams about Adam – no – no I didn’t mean it that way!”
Richard Goreham: “That’s just what Cam likes, a broad sausage.”
Richard Goreham: “You can win any pub quiz with a mobile phone.”
Richard Goreham: “George’s twin – I couldn’t believe what he looked like!
Cameron Nichols: “He looked like an 18 year old – whereas two years ago he looked like a 16 year old.”
Alec Toll (watching the Cardiff v Middlesborough match on the TV – score 3-0 to Middlesborough – TV is showing a replay of the third goal): “Oh yes! It’s four nil!!”
Tom Knight (in response to the media’s interest in Wags): “ I think I’ll get my wife to bring the kids along to watch me put up a conservatory one day.”
Sat 14 May at Aylsham
First ball of the Alysham innings and Salman lets the ball slip out of his hand and it heads off in the direction of long on! ( dead ball and much mirth).
Gazza decides some encouragement is required ” Come on Salman, same again mate!” was the cry!!….you couldn’t make it up.
Bowler: “That bat’s a bit old!”
Hoddsie (hits him for a four) “Take that you bastard!”
Sunday 15 May
Wayne Goreham: “The problem with this club is we think too much.”