”Played footy today and had the most unfortunate of injuries, went up for a header, got knocked out, clattered the post with me knee and dislocated it, hit the ground and dislodged me shoulder from its socket! Then I got home and tried to throw a dart, it bounced out and stabbed me in the eye. Whilst I cooking me tea I felt a little feint and passed out in the frying pan.
Good luck tomorrow though x – Wayno”
Gazza – (who else)
“I’ve never played at Topcroft before, but I found my way here through memory.”